When someone wears a jackets on their shoulders and refuses to just put their arms in the holes when they are clearly cold.

when celebrities dress terribly and we call it “high fashion”. No, they look bad and that isn’t normal clothing.

When people don’t tie up the garbage bag when it’s full and keep stuffing stuff in it even though it clearly can’t fit anymore.

When the microwave beeps.

Not putting the lid on toothpaste.

Having the fan on while watching a movie, or really any fan blowing air on me.

Not brushing your teeth first thing in the morning.

When a sink has a huge bowl but the faucet isn’t far enough inside so you end up splashing water all over the back counter. Especially when it is an automated sink so you have to bring your hands up out of the bowl to alert the sensor… WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE BIG WIDE BOWL THEN? Why can’t you make the faucet come out more and actually lower into the bowl?

When someone immediately shuts you down on something you say you will or will not do and they say “Just wait a few years and you’ll change your mind.”

When someone makes you feel stupid on purpose- that’s so mean.

Loud mufflers on cars.

Someone’s cracked hands, please find some lotion.

The smell of vinegar.

Watching tv with my contacts in.

When girls don’t wear slips under their skirts their skirts keep sticking to them and they have to continuously pull it down. Girl a slip would take care of all those static issues! Why are you out here suffering when there is a solution?!

When speakers in church get up with literally no paper, nothing, and they honestly think they can “off the cuff” give a good talk. And then they say things like “Look at everyone around you. Really look at them.” And probably think they are very profound, when in fact, they aren’t. They look extremely unprepared and give a terrible talk. Just because you were a missionary 7 years ago and used to be able to pull a talk out of your butt at a moment’s notice does not still work today.

The only life experiences someone talks about is from their mission. I’m all for a good mission story… but haven’t you done ANYTHING else in the last 5-10 years that you could talk about in addition to the mission stories? And at church- get some fresh material for your talk, please.

Being teased with information. Either tell me immediately or completely surprise me when you’re actually wanting to tell me. No inbetween. Don’t tell me that you WILL tell me but you can’t right now. Why did you even say that? I don’t want to know at all unless I can have all the information.

Showers that don’t have doors and just have the half glass. It literally makes a mess. Why did you design it that way?

When you look up the answer to a question like “How does this show end” or “Is it better to buy on Black Friday or Cyber Monday” and you read an entire article only for them to HYPOTHOSIZE the answer!!! I could have guessed the answer too you dummy, I googled it because I was done guessing and wanted to know the actual answer and all you did was prove we have the same information and came to the same conclusions with no factual evidence. Stupid click bait.